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Terence Turkey
Fi Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:40 pm
Terence Turkey
Terence Turkey of the anti-christmas Martyrs Brigade
Said he couldn't wait for the table to be laid.
He was first in his flock to head to Norfolk to train:
Assault courses, cracker detonation, tonnes of grain.
With a proud breast he'd brag and boast
That he was the one; the deadliest roast.
But right before battle he was taken by surprise.
An electric knife took off his thighs.
He tried flicking gravy and even a stray giblet.
Then tried to distract them with a festive vignette.
This battle was lost he knew he was beat
But he had a clever plan, this intelligent meat.
He knew he had to become a deadlier bite.
So he sat on the counter and went dodgy overnight.
Terence Turkey of the anti-christmas Martyrs Brigade
Said he couldn't wait for the table to be laid.
He was first in his flock to head to Norfolk to train:
Assault courses, cracker detonation, tonnes of grain.
With a proud breast he'd brag and boast
That he was the one; the deadliest roast.
But right before battle he was taken by surprise.
An electric knife took off his thighs.
He tried flicking gravy and even a stray giblet.
Then tried to distract them with a festive vignette.
This battle was lost he knew he was beat
But he had a clever plan, this intelligent meat.
He knew he had to become a deadlier bite.
So he sat on the counter and went dodgy overnight.
Fi- Posts : 23
Join date : 2008-10-22
love it
robloaring Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:24 pm
thats really good, have you ever heard the song cows with guns, same kind of humour, nice!
robloaring- Posts : 21
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Re: Terence Turkey
amandawoo Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:26 pm
I thought your poem was really cleverly written. I'll be reciting that one next Christmas! 
amandawoo- Posts : 30
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Joanna Moan- Posts : 28
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