http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/-t1.htm Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:40:25 GMT 10 http://hitskin.com/themes/11/27/78/i_logo.png http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/-t1.htm http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/terence-turkey-t130.htm Fi Terence Turkey Terence Turkey of the anti-christmas Martyrs Brigade Said he couldn't wait for the table to be laid. He was first in his flock to head to Norfolk to train: Assault courses, cracker detonation, tonnes of grain. With a proud breast he'd brag and boast That he was the one; the deadliest roast. But right before battle he was taken by surprise. An electric knife took off his thighs. He tried flicking gravy and even a stray giblet. Then tried to distract ... Christmas poems Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:40:25 GMT http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/terence-turkey-t130.htm#248 http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/terence-turkey-t130.htm http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/christmas-in-alice-s-winter-wonderland-t125.htm liane.klingbeil@bathspa.o Christmas in Alice's Winter Wonderland The oysters struggled through sleet and snow To catch the Walrus and Carpenter’s glow To the frosty pole hand in hand To meet with Alice in her winter wonderland Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee Are restful by the fire with glee Tricked their way to this snowy delight Without catching foul frostbite The mad hatter sits at the table Enjoying guest’s jokes and fables Pulling crackers filled with riddles Sipping sherry ... Christmas poems Wed, 31 Dec 2008 09:51:17 GMT http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/christmas-in-alice-s-winter-wonderland-t125.htm#237 http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/christmas-in-alice-s-winter-wonderland-t125.htm http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/a-post-christmas-poem-t123.htm pratiksha1 Post Christmas poem Christmas time has been and gone All done for another year Everyone is looking forward to a fresh start Full of hope and cheer Time to reflect on what’s been and done And resolutions and hope to adhere The decorations come down No more sparkle and shine Mistletoe or mulled wine A travesty. Christmas poems Tue, 30 Dec 2008 12:04:11 GMT http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/a-post-christmas-poem-t123.htm#235 http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/a-post-christmas-poem-t123.htm http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/family-near-t127.htm Joanna Moan Excitement awake! Surprise lies ahead For all asleep cuddled cosey in bed. Brazen branches adorned, protect the prize, A years worth of goodness, gaze with wide eyes. Excitement awake! Surprise lies ahead. The turkey still clucking soon will be fed To all who wait clutching fork, spoon and knife, Expecting full bellies after much strife. Excitement awake! Surprise lies ahead, Brother home along the road he was led. We shriek, we scream, what a surprise he's here! Our ... Christmas poems Thu, 01 Jan 2009 20:11:14 GMT http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/family-near-t127.htm#243 http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/family-near-t127.htm http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/worth-it-christmas-08-t129.htm Jon I dosed off by the fire Too much Lagavulin I'd slowly started to tire Resorting instead to drooling I opened my mind's eye And found myself in Woolworths It was shortly going to die And so spoke its final words "I've got little left for you Unless you'd care for a shelf But HMV has a queue So it must have something to sell" HMV was confusing The same song three times I was in the middle of choosing When I awoke and opened my eyes I'd slept ... Christmas poems Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:46:11 GMT http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/worth-it-christmas-08-t129.htm#246 http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/worth-it-christmas-08-t129.htm http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/following-in-rob-s-footstepsanother-poem-just-for-fun-t120.htm Melissa Ricketts The goose is getting fat
Who’s going to buy me
The biggest load of tat?

If you haven’t got a reindeer
A BMW will do
If you haven’t got a beamer
Then Rob will chauffer you!]]> Christmas poems Thu, 18 Dec 2008 22:05:11 GMT http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/following-in-rob-s-footstepsanother-poem-just-for-fun-t120.htm#231 http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/following-in-rob-s-footstepsanother-poem-just-for-fun-t120.htm http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/alice-s-christmas-poem-t128.htm Alice Walker I remember Santa’s Sleigh The jingling ring and the heavy hooves As winter wind wisps And sleeping babes lie. I remember the sounds Squealing, screeching screams of joy As Dad’s life their heads And sleeping eyes wake. I remember the kitchen The clattering of pots and pans And of golden mince pies As hungry hands grope. I remember the peace Turkey tired and tipsy Clambering between blankets And asleep. Christmas poems Fri, 02 Jan 2009 10:55:07 GMT http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/alice-s-christmas-poem-t128.htm#244 http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/alice-s-christmas-poem-t128.htm http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/christmas-poem-t124.htm amandawoo Christmas Tree It graces the room, Resplendent and majestic Voluptuous, vivacious Its presence brings delight. Baubles adorn every branch, Like glistening, shiny fruit Of gold and silver. There are tasty treats to unwrap Crackers to pull And bright red bows which Dance around like smiles. Pretty parcels compete at the foot Disguised shapes Veiling their secrets In Paper and boxes Fastened with ribbons. At twilight, more beauty ... Christmas poems Tue, 30 Dec 2008 22:18:58 GMT http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/christmas-poem-t124.htm#236 http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/christmas-poem-t124.htm http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/i-m-not-really-a-scrooge-t122.htm Venetia When things are done without reason.
With celebration comes excess
And with preparation comes stress.
The only way to be merry
Is to drink your weight in sherry!]]> Christmas poems Fri, 26 Dec 2008 20:59:12 GMT http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/i-m-not-really-a-scrooge-t122.htm#233 http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/i-m-not-really-a-scrooge-t122.htm http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/a-limerick-and-a-dodgy-haiku-to-get-us-startedreal-effort-to-follow-t119.htm robloaring His friends all thought he was thick
For on every Yule tide
He’d take a sleigh ride
To deliver his presents real quick

Constantinople's
Christmas bells were ringing out
ding dong ding dong ding]]> Christmas poems Thu, 18 Dec 2008 13:19:34 GMT http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/a-limerick-and-a-dodgy-haiku-to-get-us-startedreal-effort-to-follow-t119.htm#229 http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/a-limerick-and-a-dodgy-haiku-to-get-us-startedreal-effort-to-follow-t119.htm http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/together-a-christmas-poem-t126.htm Immalee Wrapped up in years of references and inferences
Met high pitched excitement

We ate ham well seasoned with familial friendship
Together with a pudding of homemade love
We drank away misunderstood sadness

Christmas spent together
And also apart, from others.]]> Christmas poems Wed, 31 Dec 2008 10:11:36 GMT http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/together-a-christmas-poem-t126.htm#238 http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/together-a-christmas-poem-t126.htm http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/a-story-of-song-t121.htm robloaring Last Christmas on saviour’s day, just the once in royal David’s city. I’d just taken a sleigh ride with lots of those jingle bells, and oddly a reindeer called Rudolf think he had a red nose. The driver said 'have a wonderful Christmastime and then something about Santa’s baby? Or was it little saint Nick? A mixture of mistletoe and wine had left me thinking it was a wonderful time of year, I felt like I was walking in the air, I wished him ‘peace on earth’ ... Christmas poems Sun, 21 Dec 2008 15:39:48 GMT http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/a-story-of-song-t121.htm#232 http://thehomeofsir.forumotion.net/christmas-poems-f9/a-story-of-song-t121.htm